this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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Bagel Alert System

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A place to alert others/be alerted of bagel sightings.

The smoler the bagel the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Bagels are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like bagels.

  2. Posts should be images of bagels doing bagel things. Bagel things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bagel Alert System, would you? For other bagel discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy bagels. The Bagel Alert System exists to bring smiles to bagel enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bagel enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest bagels. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

Other unaffiliated bagel communities on the fediverse (probably not exhaustive):

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Apparently the hearts of 100+ people

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m pleased to inform you that as of 2025-02-14, you have achieved the lowest buns-per-photo ratio of any post on the Bun Alert System, with zero buns in one photo. Congratulations!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Some people think I play by my rules but I don't even know what I'm doing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

A rabbit ate all my saplings. Little bastard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago