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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Do they look like penis or does penis look like them?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Yes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We're obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We'll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mine looks like a crab too!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You're clearly a highly evolved person.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can i put an order to do the same meme but with unfortunatly pussy-shaped gals? Bonus upvote for butt-holes looking things

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Slightly related, the foot of a sea anemone feels like a human cervix without the hole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And you know this how exactly?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have felt a human cervix and a sea anemone's foot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Understandable, have a nice day ✌️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But not with the same body part right? Rightβ€½

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Both were experienced with my fingers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Life, uh... finds a way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then has to tell their proctologist...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

that they need a rusty sword to study it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of these is not like the others

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The "penis envy" mushroom is known for its ability to cause potent hallucinations

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fucked me up so bad that even after 100+ previous experiences I'll never touch them again. Nor do I need to. I've seen God and I don't care to look again lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Only one of those is a reproductive organ.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is it the gooey duck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s pronounced geoduck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hate the internet, damn AI confirmed my shit spelling.

SMCF, you are better than the internet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you not know it's the mushroom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mushrooms don't breed, they just spread spores. The geoduck does rely on breeding to reproduce.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Mushroom?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish my dick had teeth.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You just keep being on brand. <3

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Luckily just six members, so far

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the Cambodian carnivorous penis plant. We meet again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I'm overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.