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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Should have thought about that before he selected these beauties

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

DOGE has deemed the office of vice president wasteful and redundant, effectively immediately all duties will be assumed by supreme leader. Please hold any questions and have a DOGEY day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Since the Vice President also presides over the Senate, I'm gonna go with ... "the Senate."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Payroll.