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Humane (makers of the Humane AI Pin) acquired by HP: "HP Accelerates AI Software Investments to Transform the Future of Work" (humane.com)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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In news that surprises absolutely no one, the makers of the infamous Humane AI Pin—a device that was overpriced, underwhelming, and widely returned—have been acquired by HP.

As expected, this acquisition effectively bricks existing AI Pins. According to the press release, some features will still work, such as checking the battery level. Incredible.

The real kicker? The people behind this spectacular failure are getting a massive payday from HP. Meanwhile, customers who dropped $700+ (plus a monthly fee!) on this glorified paperweight are left in the dust.

HP has a long history of acquiring pointless companies, so this doesn’t redeem the AI Pin in any way. If anything, it just reinforces that the product was as worthless as everyone suspected.

I was hoping this saga would end in Humane going bankrupt—not them cashing out. But here we are.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Hewlett-Packard, buying bankrupt startups since 1939.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

so they are Inhumane now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It was on the tin. How anyone thought otherwise boggles the mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How are the employees making out with the deal? An old colleague of mine got suckered into a role there ... lemme check if he already jumped ship

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have no specific information, but usually when a company is gobbled up like this, the employees get the short end of the stick. Given how nasty Humane was to their own customers, I can't imagine the employees are getting treated well. Really depressing to see such a scummy CEO and company get a payday like this. I can't imagine what HP saw in them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Shitbirds of a feather shit together.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

They probably had a little decent IP.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What a waste of money. I wouldn’t wish it to anymore more deserving, than HP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So one of the first and only practical stand-alone products for AI has been sold for scrap.

Cool.

Cool cool cool.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

practical

Please don't ever put this word in the same paragraph as the Humane pin. Have you seen what that thing did?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Fair.