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Racing stripes ofc (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (4 children)

DEN WHY IZN'T IT RED?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Orange iz kombination uv red an yellow, so it powerful an fast. An' turtle best green like best ork.

IT IZ A SUPER KREATURE!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Sponsored by McLaren.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

‘Da stripe iz red derefore it’s fasta.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It needs to be faster, but three times faster would just be excessive.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

No flames? Pathetic

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

That dude don't give a fuck

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turtle GT

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Fun fact, turtle racing is/was a thing. And it uses painted turtles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

In my country the joke would be most likely "moses has passed here" but i think the speed one works better. Considering the usual stereotype of turtles being slow. ( which i don't get since i've seen water turtles be absolute menaces on land. Not the fastest. But WAY faster than one would expect)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Forgot to name it Sanic the Tortoise

[–] user1234 2 points 3 months ago

Spoiler alert!