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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Stomp the poo through the shower grates, unless this was rhetorical.

Typo

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the delightful moment when you hear about this one for the first time. Truly beautiful to witness.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure the Internet is joking about it.

Pretty sure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm glad i got to be here when you learned about this

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Said management.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

what the actual fuck. 🤮

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅