i hate it when i forget about my girlfriend's existance for a month
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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You guys are so lucky you have these cool gf/bf dreams I can't even have fun in my sleep last night alone I dreamt that I was floating around, it was cool at first then I met a super cool magician that at first glance at me he gave me the feel pity looks so I floated to him to ask why the looks what's wrong? then it hit me that I'm only floating because the earth doesn't want none with me anymore 🤧 so I'm basically only floating because even the ground and gravity rejected me.