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A place to meme about the glorious ROMAN EMPIRE (and Roman Republic, and Roman Kingdom)! Byzantines tolerated! The HRE is not.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Rome didn't aggressively expand. It was very unroman to be the aggressor in a war, they only attack in self defense.

It's not Rome's fault that all their neighbors happen to pose a threat to Rome by having the ability to attack, forcing Rome to preemptively attack them in self defense.

The responsibility of governing the territory that was left over after their enemy's defeat just happens to fall on Rome since nobody else was around to do it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

So very true, and it's sad that so many polities chose to unlawfully defend themselves in the process! What else could Rome do but sack their cities and sell them into slavery for such an offense??

Lucky that those poor barbarians ran into the Romans, instead of a less generous and magnanimous people ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wow, maybe Russia is the third Rome.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No problem, just mint coins with less silver

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brilliant, there's no way this could possibly go wrong!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Even if, just set maximum prices.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

[smell of cabbage intensifies]

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Step 1: Conquer new lands.

Step 2: The soldiers demand payment.

Step 3: Conquer new lands to pay the soldiers.

I think I just discovered infinite growth!