Parenting

Me: “Wait, where is my one-year-old son?”

My one-year-old son: quietly eating an entire package of cherry tomatoes on the kitchen floor

Didn’t know this was a thing 😂 My kid’s new activity is mixing up potions in the bathroom sink with water from the tap.

It was the dead silence right before the sound of a measuring tape being retracted followed by crying over a pinched finger today.