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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Ugh. I used to have a “game” of play where I’d ask bartenders to make me not a delicious drink, but the most horrible thing they could come up with. I received some awful cocktails, but nothing as bad as this.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is Papa censored as a joke or what? So many words are getting cancelled by Big Daddy Algo Rithm that I don’t even know what’s real anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We should just go Egyptian and drop the vowels from the language

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fck yh, ths sht’s gttng rlly fckin ann(?)ing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You have a couple of rogue i's in that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no idea what the deal is with all this censoring. It seems to be getting worse by the day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I kow wht yo men!

Really wouldn’t want to offend those advertisers!

The funny this is, because of the way language evolves, people start using alternative words to represent censored language and then those words get censored as well. This is leading to a weird cat and mouse internet cockney slang situation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I almost puked in my mouth imagining this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The vodka is what ruins it.