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lol he’s an automatic exemption to nearly everything

I wouldn’t know, I’m the one removing the foreign objects from assholes. Pay’s okay, I guess.

Conservatives carefully considered the villain arc of the story and said, “Don’t mind if we do!”

Fuck no, Brad, donations for rich people and leftists, and we know you’re neither. Trump the fuck up and get you 6-9 other jobs to pay for what you want. Lord helps those who help themselves, and your own bootstraps n shit.

Won’t be long now until the ghouls shut down public schools, ensuring private religious institutions are who control education.

One could melt the crayons down and make a crayon dildo based off of a mold of an existing dildo, get wildly drunk and have moderately risky fun times. Don’t get too vigorous!

Probably won’t do anything about those who actively want everyone else around to hear what they’re listening to.

You engage with him on his level you dunce this isn’t quantum fucking mechanics goddamn

Fucking ghouls, Republicans should be put down like walkers, the lot of ‘em.

Easy fix, just turn your arm off.

Entomologists: where’s the meme

“Ah shit, I keep forgetting about the tripcaster. Can’t take on Fire Bellowbacks with arrows alone. Here we go.”