this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Take good care of the luck.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Greeting attempt registered. Reciprocation deployed."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

"Boost shields! Shut down non-essentials! Ensign, get us out of here!"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The cashier started laughing uncontrollably and mocking anon mercilessly (not real)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the cashier was male too (gay)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the cash point used linux too (free)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"good morning"

It's 10 in the evening

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Graveyard shifts get weird, okay?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Why are people so focused on following the social norm? If someone did this in front of me, that would surely make me laugh, even the cashier would have found that funny. Like, what's the problem of being a little different, I make jokes like that all the time(sometimes not on porpouse).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Happy/sorry to hear that!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

"Good thanks, you?"