this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Take good care of the luck.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Greeting attempt registered. Reciprocation deployed."

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Boost shields! Shut down non-essentials! Ensign, get us out of here!"

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The cashier started laughing uncontrollably and mocking anon mercilessly (not real)

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the cashier was male too (gay)

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the cash point used linux too (free)

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"good morning"

It's 10 in the evening

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Graveyard shifts get weird, okay?

[–] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Why are people so focused on following the social norm? If someone did this in front of me, that would surely make me laugh, even the cashier would have found that funny. Like, what's the problem of being a little different, I make jokes like that all the time(sometimes not on porpouse).

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Happy/sorry to hear that!"

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

"Good thanks, you?"