this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2025
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Orphan Crushing Machine

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay, already got my daily dose of dystopia with this post.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of dystopia

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But not putting them in solitary was not an option?

Oh… orphan crushing. I get it now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

How will the VR headset producers get their contracts then?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Love to be a disembodied head that can only interact with the world like a fucking poltergeist.