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Report: More Americans Moving Away From Urban Areas For Rural Life Where They Have Escalating Feud With Beaver (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

We should be exploiting the beaver's natural ability to make dams for new hydroelectric power plants.