this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 118 points 4 days ago (1 children)

always host girlfriend locally.

rookie mistake annon.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Time to go buy a framework desktop with 128 gigs of unified memory!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My new girlfriend Nicole never replies 🙄

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 days ago

Time for a new Chinese online girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Ha ha, what an idiot. Now, my totally legit online girlfriend also started ghosting me, but that was shortly before I heard about a raid in a pig butchering scam in Myanmar. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

better so i guess

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Oh no, Petunia!