It would feel pokey.
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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Seriously. Fuck lawns. They're so dumb.
!nolawns@slrpnk.net
counterpoint: non-monoculture lawns
We don't have the practice of torturing our lawns here, so they have a bunch of species and in the spring you'll see random flowers popping out :D
Ah yeah
Get that moss under my feet bro
That shit is PLUSH
Ok, I'm touching a 400c geyser 4,000 metres under the ocean, now what?
Now get to a medical facility, but make sure not to surface too rapidly or you might get gas bubbles in your joints, blood or spinal chord.
Nah, grass is way more comfortable to sit on.
Hell yeah I just was down voted by the green lawn cucks for saying this. "Where did the bugs go?" You are killing them you fucks.
You were downvoted for making assumptions about the person you were responding to. All they did was make a lamentful comment about the state of nature, and you came in accusing them of having (or being supportive of having?) a pesticided lawn with automatic sprinkler system. Then you seemed to doubledown on blaming everybody else of shirking personal responsibility, while avoiding giving a straight-forward answer to the simple question of if the "we" in your quote "we completely fucked up the environment" also applied to yourself.
Wow thats pretty cool too bad it doesn't change anything and all those cookies cutter dick bags are still killing the environment, but you know at least they wear Patagonia and drive ~~teslas~~. And no I don't have a lawn im not a removed farmer.
Lmao your instance doesn't even let you be the asshole you're trying to be
And no I don't have a lawn im not a removed farmer.
Yeah that's new usually they just ban me.
Lemmy.ml has a broad slur filter. By signing up there you can't use or view any. All removed.
Try to say bitch. A female dog.
Now i need a new instance.
No the preference would be that you just leave the platform and go back to Twitter or whatever cesspool you came from
Well now I need a new instance.
Omg. You're like a unicorn.
Stay there, I need to screenshot this.
Get my horn in the photo .
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biodiversity isn't anywhere nearly as uniform or releasing of death scream chemicals when cut to a uniform length.