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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

It would feel pokey.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seriously. Fuck lawns. They're so dumb.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

counterpoint: non-monoculture lawns
We don't have the practice of torturing our lawns here, so they have a bunch of species and in the spring you'll see random flowers popping out :D

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ah yeah

Get that moss under my feet bro

That shit is PLUSH

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, I'm touching a 400c geyser 4,000 metres under the ocean, now what?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Now get to a medical facility, but make sure not to surface too rapidly or you might get gas bubbles in your joints, blood or spinal chord.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Nah, grass is way more comfortable to sit on.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hell yeah I just was down voted by the green lawn cucks for saying this. "Where did the bugs go?" You are killing them you fucks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You were downvoted for making assumptions about the person you were responding to. All they did was make a lamentful comment about the state of nature, and you came in accusing them of having (or being supportive of having?) a pesticided lawn with automatic sprinkler system. Then you seemed to doubledown on blaming everybody else of shirking personal responsibility, while avoiding giving a straight-forward answer to the simple question of if the "we" in your quote "we completely fucked up the environment" also applied to yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wow thats pretty cool too bad it doesn't change anything and all those cookies cutter dick bags are still killing the environment, but you know at least they wear Patagonia and drive ~~teslas~~. And no I don't have a lawn im not a removed farmer.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao your instance doesn't even let you be the asshole you're trying to be

And no I don't have a lawn im not a removed farmer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah that's new usually they just ban me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Lemmy.ml has a broad slur filter. By signing up there you can't use or view any. All removed.

Try to say bitch. A female dog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now i need a new instance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No the preference would be that you just leave the platform and go back to Twitter or whatever cesspool you came from

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well now I need a new instance.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Omg. You're like a unicorn.

Stay there, I need to screenshot this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Get my horn in the photo .
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

biodiversity isn't anywhere nearly as uniform or releasing of death scream chemicals when cut to a uniform length.