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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27111902

Robert Ehrlich was “falsely asserting his authority as mayor, demanding access to office space, and declaring that the entire Village staff was fired," said officials in Sea Cliff, New York.

The founder of Pirate’s Booty Snacks lost his chaotic bid for mayor of a tiny New York community after he claimed he was the village leader and had the authority to replace the entire local government, officials said Thursday.

Elena Villafane, the incumbent mayor of Sea Cliff, defeated Pirate’s Booty Snacks founder Robert Ehrlich, 1,064-62, on Tuesday in the village, which is about 26 miles northwest of midtown Manhattan.

Villafane had been running unopposed for her third two-year term when Ehrlich jumped into the fray a week ago Monday.

That's when Ehrlich went to Village Hall and "presented a statement falsely asserting his authority as mayor, demanding access to office space, and declaring that the entire Village staff was fired effective immediately but could reapply for their jobs," the village said in a statement.

"While Village staff remained calm and professional throughout the incident, Ehrlich and his associates raised their voices, used profane language, made outlandish claims, and engaged in direct harassment of Village personnel," the statement said. "Despite multiple requests to leave, they refused, creating a hostile and disruptive environment that required police intervention."

The brazen assertions stunned village officials who said they'd never seen or heard from Ehrlich before in any civic context.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

"So one of my supporters voted three times," Ehrlich claimed to NBC News. "Another one voted four times, and they didn’t even realize that he was coming in that many times. "

Nice, he admitted his workers committed election fraud. Trump will pardon them but at least they'll have to go through a lot of legal hassle for their crime.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Hmm... I wonder who his inspiration was? He just needs some fake tan and he's all set.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chester the Cheetah would never!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Chester the Cheetah conspires with his cousins the Face Eating Leopards!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, shit. Time to find a new snack fixation. Just as well that we couldn’t find any Pirate’s Booty this last trip to Costco.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

What are you talking about??? This guy is amazing!!! Loses a mayoral bid, doesn't accrpt those results, and then attempts to set people on fire??? This is great!!! This tv show is going to get amazing ratings!!!

realizes it's not a tv show. It's real life

.......yeah, ok, like this REALLY happened.....

realizes it did

.......we live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

This is what happens when you try snorting Pirate's Booty kids.