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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

An AI fuckup is a management fuckup, and it's becoming increasingly important that everyone remembers that.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, they blame AI but it's just a fucking 20 year old intern using Ctrl find and replace. I have literally been that person before, although not such that my indifference to my job involves nuclear secrets and a whole nations SSNs.

[–] RamblingPanda 22 points 1 day ago

Maybe AI stands for "an intern".

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They love AI because it gives them something to blame when people notice their underhanded evil actions. “I’m not a racist piece of shit - it’s just a programming glitch.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The AI that we trained on racism is racist? Clearly it's the AI's fault, we're totally innocent!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Interesting. Doesn't airbnb employ the same tactic? Automatically changing pricing based on demand - would that be considered algorithmic collusion too?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

But are they putting the content back? I'm guessing their answer would be that it's too hard to do...

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

The racist ai we made is racist.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Why is your ai racist then? that shit had nothing to do with dei

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

If it was anyone but the current administration, I would almost believe it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

We should definitely use that same AI to teach our kids!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Honestly not even completely unbelievable.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Isn't the whole DOGE thing to remove people and replace them with AI or something? Isn't this kind of a bad endorsement?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

This honestly makes me feel a lot better. If the second Trump admin is anything like the first it'll only kill a million Americans with a middling response to a pandemic disease while it fumbles around incompletely and issues a bunch of offensive pronouncements. I'm serious, things could be worse.