cross-posted from: https://lemmy.gleeze.com/post/20556
"I will Make America Great Again. Because I'm DJ Trump and the best there is. Lots of people tell me how smart I am, how much of a genius businessman I am.
I will be the only President who is smart, because all my predecessors were dumb and didn't know how to run a country, they just gave everything away and let everyone take us for a ride. Out of 47 presidencies only I know what I'm doing. Our forefathers who founded the same country my grandfather escaped to and that allowed my family to thrive didn't know a thing. Only me.
And I'll make everything great, and they will like it when they see it. Don't hear the haters. And America will be greater than ever with Canada, Greenland and Panama under our control, and with Russia on our side while we try to destroy Europe, made to mess with us.
They'll see how great I am, and revere me. One way, or another. 😠"
Trump, Soon-to-be Totalitarian President of the formerly most favored nation on the planet by its allies. The poor, poor most successful nation in history.
Probably, or something.
