She had hot buns.
She wasn't too flaky.
It was the yeast he could do.
She had a bun in the oven.
He kneaded love.
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It's funny because at the reception, she gave the toast.
That got a rise out of me.
The butcher and candlestick maker were taken!
It was too hard to meat the butcher, and the candlestick maker was a bit of a drip.