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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 50 points 5 days ago

Just drive with your Debian hat on. Nothing oozes cool like a distro cap.

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And those evil fuckers (I'm a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think teachers learn to just lean into it.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

If you can't beat em

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Pretty much yeah

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm always boozin bhind the wheel n so the kids think I'm the bomb.com

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You should put your high school diploma and a stack of cash in your window.

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can I borrow the stack of cash

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Just get $20 in 1's put a single 5$ on top and get a $10,000 band around it .

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Why would you care whether random kids in a bus discus your "coolness"?

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Probably instinct from having to survive elementary school.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

logically you shouldn't obviously

but there's something in a lot of our brains that wants to be the cool adult, chill with the kids and all that. often i half knowingly make sure my hair is looking good when there's some teenagers in a bus. it's not logical but idk, teens are brutally honest so if they approve of your vibe (by not making fun of you) - that means you're cool, i think?? no idea

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

Why would someone not act 100% rationally 100% of the time?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

You don't make faces at them? If it gets out of hand you could always hold up a sign that says, "gEt GoOd sCrUb!"