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School Administration Reminds Female Students Bulletproof Vests Must Cover Midriff
(www.theonion.com)
And those vest straps better be wider than three fingers!
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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The onions been dropping some zingers lately! They've finally figured out how to satirize the clown show we currently occupy
I hate how plausible this sounds.