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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Doug: “Hey Vince you really know how to put the “D” in R&D”

Vince “Thisfugginguy, you used that joke last year ya dunce”

Doug: “And did it get a RISE outta ya then?”

Vince: “The balls on this guy! Go back to sellin boner pills, it’s whatcha good at.”

Donnie: “Alright, alright, adjourn?

Rest: “Adjurn”

Donnie: stumbles “Motherfuckers! Who tied my shoelaces to the swivel chair! Ya all fired!”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

going by the packaging, you'd think those pills will make your junk explode. i was always curious to try one, but kind of scared ngl. guess i'll wait until if/when i actually need the "help"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

A bunch of them were found to have sildenafil and tadalafil in them. Which is the active ingredient in viagra and cialis. So those works actually work, but you’re better off using a company like hims or bluechew and get pills that you know exactly what you’re getting.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What active ingredients do they contain?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

10mgs of who's askin, 15mg of inaccurate labeling

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

And a splash of date rape “vibes”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Would you rather.
a) get one trillion dollars.
b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Easy, have the trillion then buy the company. Undercover Boss the meetings, but never break character.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Hi! Fellow BtB listener

[–] 21Cabbage 4 points 2 days ago

Is that still a thing? Haven't seen em at even the shadiest places around here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

playlist in the meeting room:

break stuff, rollin' .. actually, just limp Bizkit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I wonder how excited these guys were when they found out horny goat weed is an actual thing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wonder what "gas station meth" execs look like? I heard that old school "gas station meth" was just modafinil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Modafinil doesn’t really get you high lol, it just stops you from sleeping. Also ruins alcohol.

Source: my actual doctor prescribed it to me and I picked it up from my shady dealer at CVS.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I think gas station meth is krokodil, the shit so horrible it turns your skin to leathery gangrene.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

This image alone has me sporting a savage Woodrow.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

They look like the villains at alternative places in American media.