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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

My CV vs whatever the heck turned up to the office this morning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

And the budget...a drawing by a kindergartener

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Cover art vs gameplay

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

For us this design is closer to marketing's portrayal. The design is a tiger that has lost his tail, is slightly inbred, and has a bit of mange. The implementation looks like this implementation after a dog has used it as a chew toy.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

implementation without design

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I like how his original eyes look angry lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

yeah, that's pretty messed up. you should never cross spiders with teddy bears.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Disgusting. Never before has a spider stuck its tongue out at me.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

The implementation is cute. I would like that plushie.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes a simpler solution solves 99% of the problem for 50% of the effort and the client is happy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I mean id buy that. Ees cute.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I mean if the implementation is that compact without any sticking edges and you avoided the temptation to, say, tape a wing or a unicorn horn on it, that is a pretty good implementation imo.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This reminds me of a toy one of my kids got given from my mum.

Apparently it was a giraffe. A giraffe without the one defining feature of a giraffe.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

i haven't seen this video in ages

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Haha I knew what this was even before I clicked 😆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Why every MBA is an 'idea person'.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That hurts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

A weird bee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Great design. Cute implementation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Like and reblog if you think the girl on the right is just as beautiful as the girl on the left ❤️