Thebeardedsinglemalt

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Darmik and Jalad: A XXX Parody

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It's Riker who's running through these hoes like Draino

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Only if they were from Tanagra

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Was he doing a sudoku at that time as well?

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Twoop leaduh says we are not meeting owauh cwooootah

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He has 2 daughters so he has at least twice!

But it reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from Loaded Weapon 1.

"Something just doesn't add up sarge. My wife and I haven't had sex in 2 years and I have a 6 month old daughter.."

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Only bad carpenters blame their tools

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I actually had to double check Google...

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It's the place Picard and Crusher sneak off to fool around in, but that's not important right now

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Denobulans come to mind. Didn't Phlox say he had like 5 wives, and one of em had 5-6 other husbands?

And weren't the Edo from Justice just kinda bangin' each other?

 
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This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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