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Not a cellphone in sight (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

As beautiful as the day she left me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Ohh yea? Who took this pic then? Checkmate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I keep my phone in a faraday bag when I'm walking around. That's why I don't look at my phone all the time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

except that one guy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

First.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

yeah they were heading in the wrong direction.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One guy isn’t living in that moment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

I guess it depends on the exact moment and your view on urban myths…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Let's not lose our heads

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What did they do when hair wasn't long enough? Holding it awkwardly with both hands at the ears?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm now imagining a guy going in to pick up a head, and coming up with nothing but wig.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Given that they reaped more than 10,000 heads from a class known to wear wigs, this is not too unlikely to have actually happened.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pics or it didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You can't see the photo in the thumbnail!?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Moral of the story ....

"This is how we can all get ahead in life"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ahead
a head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That's the spirit .... just start cutting things up

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You have been banned from Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time LMFAO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All i did was visit the post though... damn you Spez!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh you looked at a violent post? Double banned.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey, you talked about looking at a violent post! That's conspiracy to spread violent info. Triple banned.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Double secret probation!

edit: added gif

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Ah those were days… nothing like a execution to lift the spirits