this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You don't always have to fuck her hard...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In fact sometimes, that's not right, to do

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sometimes you've got to make some looove

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And fucking give her some smooches too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Clumsy bludgeoning, please!