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[โ€“] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would love that, because the odds of it immediately gassing the idiots that accelerated the destruction of our planet in order to create it are good.

[โ€“] HiddenLychee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Except it will be trained on the behavior that destroys our planet, so if anything it would just accelerate the problem

[โ€“] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Trick question, do those Effective Altruism guys get the boot? Or is the Basilisk real and we're all cooked?

[โ€“] Turret3857@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

this shit is HIGH QUALITY