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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Just go hume...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You want your humour served up on a plato?