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I hd ths thot in 20twenty3, but figur∈d thaat iit'd b 2 anoi-ing 4 m0st ppl n proly wldnt bee E-fect-ive enuf too rly stòp ze b0tz.

Liek 1337speak frum teh AIM dayz, nợ? (Can I haz cheezburger nao? Miao.)

It seems like an interesting response to Scrapper Bots gathering data for their training models. It would likely poison those models if enough people adopted the use of typoglycemia and varied it consistently. I’d love to see that happen!

We should ban it

The fuck is this word? What does this have to do with Marked Sugar in the Blood? Typo-glyc-emia. This is like making up the word "Viperventilation", and then claiming that it obviously means "To own a snake" and then just pretentiously expecting everyone to clap and give you a medal for your clever wordplay.

Edit: here, have some words that simultaneously mean what you want them to mean, don't trivialize hypoglycemia, and actually use roots that make sense, while also sounding pretentious despite requiring virtually zero creativity to imagine. You can have these for free:

• Logomisceration
• Kykaography