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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Eccehom@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately, due to the toxic discussions that have taken place on this post I've decided to lock the comments. Sorry

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 96 points 2 years ago (12 children)

These kind representations do cause body image problems in men. Some more conscious toy manufacturers did redesign their action figures to look more like actual body builders, even if that is still not how soldiers and other combatants look like in real life (for the most part at least). Some actors dehydrate themselves for shirtless scenes.

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago

They take steroids before filming these movies. It is no secret. You can't achieve that in a few months, that's 100% steroids backed by a team of experts who are giving them the best products in the exact doses they need.

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[–] Dick_Justice@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (3 children)

And it absolutely slays me when they refer to Chris Pratt as having a "dad bod" lol

[–] VenoraTheBarbarian@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 2 years ago

They have to be referring to "Parks and Rec" Chris Pratt, right? Cuz he definitely used to have a dad bod, but he does not anymore.

[–] SgtSilverLining@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Chris Pratt used to be well known for never using a spit bucket. His body and career have changed a lot.

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[–] grizzledgrizzly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

I have been told I have a dad bod and it does not look like Starlord. It does look like Andy Dwyer at his fattest, lol

[–] CoupleOfConcerns@lemmy.nz 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

It's noticable watching old movies and TV that when the sex symbol takes off their shirt they have a well built but normal body. The modern crustacean look is rather bizarre.

[–] Krakatoacoo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

modern crustacean look

Larry the Lobster?

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[–] pizzatime@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

this comment section reads like a twitter exchange and it's fucking mind numbing

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[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 years ago (90 children)

Yikes the anti-feminist takes in this thread lol

Men do not experience body policing in even remotely similar ways to women. If that fact offends you you probably don't actually understand how misogyny functions.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (32 children)

The standard of “very good body” is higher for women, sure, but the standard of “good enough body” for women is much, much lower than the one for men.

The first one is useful if you want to be an actor or model, the second if you want to find a partner for life. Guess which of the two is more relevant for the average person.

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[–] dottedgreenline@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Unfortunately there are too many "open-minded" and "open-minded"-adjacent people who have huge blindspots to their own hypocrisy and philosophical paradoxes. I've met so many IRL and net-folk who are lefty "activists" who are huge fucking racists and douchebag misogynists. Extinction Rebellion for example is full of them. I get a bad taste in my mouth whenever I remember certain interactions with them.

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[–] bblkargonaut@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Prehensile penis is the unachievable body standard for the dense folk out there

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

points at science project that works out 20 hours a day while taking a cocktail of steroids and hormones from a panel of doctors

This is what a normal man should look like.

[–] suarez@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Wonder what steroids they're using

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (8 children)

And don't forget the intentional dehydration for topless scenes. Hugh Jackman has been very open about that.

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[–] arefx@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

The good ones, under doctor supervision. If youre someone who doesnt think they're on gear you're a sweet summer child of the most innocence.

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[–] gaiussabinus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When asked what character i wanted to be, i have always said tentacle monster. The tentacle monster gets all the hot chics.

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Did anyone ever do a Love sausage cosplay? Would be sick

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