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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I got it from the same user around the same time. She must've sent it to you by mistake.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah same, OP's was definitely a mistake. I think she's just here for us two.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, 'the' parking lot. I'll definitely be there and if you don't see me you're at the wrong one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You fool!
While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
Once the bitcoin transfer completes she'll get on a plane to come and visit me
You lose 😎

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

New Nichole just dropped

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago

Is she like a pokemon now? Got to catch all of her evolutions.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Be careful. I think that Nicole girl might be a drug user.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think you can call her the Fediverse Chick

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It’s too late; we’re already addicted to her.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pipe down, not sure what gave you that idea

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

There's no basis, OP's just blowing smoke.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ok, this is a shitpost community. I should not expect a real answer here. But I'm gonna float this question and see what people say.

This person has (of course) spammed me multiple times from apparently (just?) 2 different accounts now. [email protected] [email protected]

Ok. So its spam. I block it. But what on earth is going on? This doesn't seem to make sense. I assume somebody has actually tried to talk to this Nicole person. How did that go?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a community for pondering this question.

The consensus is that Nicole is actually being harassed.

If you follow the links there's no one to talk to but in the topic for the matrix room or something it says where she works.

So it's something like creepy weirdo is spamming everyone with her photo in the hope that creeps from lemmy go hit on her at her work.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Ok. More internet. Now I just hope Nicole is ok. Fuk. Thx.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think they eventually try to get you onto a crypto trading platform or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wtf is this. I'm so confused.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Of course there's one!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Nicole in shambles

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Damn, she's about to enter the matrix!

I got that spamessage today as well

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Dude, that's my bong.

[–] Naughty_not_bad 8 points 2 months ago

I perfere this Nicole:

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

❝Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Fediverse is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You toke from the blue bong, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You toke the red bong, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes… Remember, all I’m offering is the truth, nothing more… Follow me… on Friendica❞

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn it, this hoe wants every dick on Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Trinity Nicole looking for her chosen Neo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

OK, I'm late to the joke.

Is this a AI, bot chick? Is that the joke?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Most likely, no one knows for sure. Random accounts will spam this message, and the picture keeps changing. No one knows who this girl is, or if she knows her image is being used. There's speculation about where the photos are originating from

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Thanks, appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just copying my other comment...

There's a community for pondering this question.

The consensus is that Nicole is actually being harassed.

If you follow the links there's no one to talk to but in the topic for the matrix room or something it says where she works.

So it's something like creepy weirdo is spamming everyone with her photo in the hope that creeps from lemmy go hit on her at her work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Could you share the community? I'm interested

Edit: nevermind, easy to find

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think anyone has gotten to the bottom of it. It's a scam that has been sweeping Lemmy, Mbin and Mastodon (possibly others) for awhile now. It features a picture of that girl, we've seen several different pictures, it's the same girl and they're just about always posed as if it's a frame from a Skype call or Zoom meeting like that. At first, the picture would show up with the text as plaintext, it has mutated and now the text is baked into the image to get around spam filters. At some point the message started asking for crypto.

It's pretty obviously a spam/scam/spcam, so it's become a little bit of an in-joke, receiving one is something of a rite of passage, and referring to the almost certainly fictional character of Nicole as "our" girlfriend.

Exactly what scam it's pulling isn't clear. I've seen several hypotheses put forward:

  • It's just asking for crypto. Simple "Look at girl. Think with dick. Send bitcoin." plot
  • It's a pig butchering scam. A long-term confidence trick where the scammer actually befriends you for months at a time, then convinces you to "invest" in legit looking shady shit. Designed to get around defenses that were built up against the Nigerian Prince scam.
  • It's a harassment campaign against the girl in the photos. Which...this is the most diabolical and circuitous way I can think of achieving that. "We have several screenshots of this girl on Zoom calls. We'll spam Lemmy, not Reddit or Twitter or Instagram, Lemmy, as if she's inviting people to join a Matrix chat to socialize, and then these nerds will pull a Cicada 3301 job of following the breadcrumbs to finding the actual girl and annoying/attacking her. This is the most G-rated revenge porn campaign I've ever seen.
  • It's for de-anonymizing Lemmy accounts. I'm not enough of a nerd to know how the nuts and bolts of this one works but I think they send you a DM that links to a jpeg stored on another server, they send a slightly different jpeg to each account they're targeting, and which IP address requests which jpeg can pin an IP address to a Lemmy account. A lot of the mainstream web falling to fascism you can see why Big They might want to see who's who on the platform that still allows subversive ideas like "genocide is bad".

It's come from accounts made on several instances, I think at least one instance specifically for the purpose but a few random accounts with no post history started blasting it out on several instances including sh.itjust.works. So whoever's behind it is pretty persistent.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Ok. Thanks for the extended perspective.

Just today I tried to get some info from graphics stored on a lemmy server and found them to be highly anonymized. I'm gonna guess you have to engage with a potential scammer in order for them to extract data, and just viewing the message gives them nothing. Lemmy probly has security flaws, but seems well designed as far as I've looked.

Ya, I getcha that if its harassment, its really weird harassment. But if its harassment of a real person out there, I certainly don't want to be part of it. I haven't been on lemmy very long. I've already tangled with one batshit crazy person. I'm fully willing to believe that more exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I just got my first one recently as well lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What is this? I got it too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Some weird spam. It's going around so much that someone made a whole community to post updates nicoles in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This thing is so early 2000s; I kinda love it for that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I got it 4 or 5 times, last time it was a new pic though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I got this one, and it disappeared. I'm a bit annoyed actually.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Finally I've got chosen yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoever this lady is, she seems pretty fucking rad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She's my girlfriend please don't compliment her

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Nichole lemmy BONGGGG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This made me laugh. Welcome to the club.

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