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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No but really what did they do before high fives?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Slap hands in line, like a faster, more violent handshake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Shake hands?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There was the low 5 slap back, my man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What is that? I'm picturing Everclear and Prime.

Back in my day it was called goose juice, and had Gatorade

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Under our nose is overcoming group thinking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I feel like, if there's stuff happening out there that you haven't heard of today, it's because you're not looking. We're assaulted daily by what everybody is up to across the world. This tweet tried really hard to be deep and profound and instead, to me, kind of sounds like somebody who is just generally out of touch and got completely blown away to learn that desk bikes exist and kids love Minecraft.

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