This guy needs to be compost
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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Good. Increases his chances going out early by patricide.
lololol satire writes itself these days
"WSJ is woke now"
I could not possibly be more surprised by anything. You could tell me that the sun is hot and that would be more surprising to me than this.
Why isn't the link to the WSJ article referred to in the supposed title?
If you click through the linked article you discover WSJ is paywalled.