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BJ’s unveils broccoli cheddar pizookie (ktla.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Are these words?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This sounds like a bad April fools joke someone fell for 2 weeks late

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah hell yeah, now I can have a broccoli cheddar pizookie and get BJs!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

pretty sure the image is Gen AI

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Definitely looks suspicious

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure a BJ Pizookie is a sex act. And the whole broccoli cheddar food kink?

Niche. Very niche.