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Anon studies Buddhism (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

You'll get it after fasting for 20 days straight I've heard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Buddha wants a "peace" of pizza.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Have you Heard, Seen, or Suspected the salami here comes from an animal that was killed for my consumption?

Dont know man... is my first day here.

The Blessed One acquiesced with silence.

... The vegetarian one then. Next customer!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the pizza was cooked long ago.

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