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Why after Napoleon died he had to be put back together? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Because he is Napoleon bone-a-part....

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And after he was shot by a cannon, he was Napoleon blown-apart.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is crazy, I thought of this joke this morning brushing my teeth. Mine was "What do you call a french dictator that steps on a landmine" though. Weird.