The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It'd be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.
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Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!
Ha! Thanks
It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.
Happy cake day btw.
Confidence will get you very far in many fields. Unfortunately, more intelligent people are aware there are things they do not know and rarely have the confidence levels comparable to that of a dimwit.
Gross, they're making more of them.
It's kind of normal for families to celebrate month-birthdays of babies.
That's stupid and makes no sense.
I celebrate every occasion that the child's age doubles, starting from the first second.
Found the programmer.
To be fair, I wasn't trying to hide.
Curiosity triggered. Ignoring leap years because it only changes the days a little at the end:
- Second doublings (6): 1s, 2s, 4s, 8s, 16s, 32s
- Minute doublings (6): 1:04, 2:08, 4:16, 8:32, 17:04, 34:08
- Hour doublings (5): 1:08:16, 2:16:32, 4:33:04, 9:06:08, 18:12:16
Day doublings (8):
- 1d 12:24:32
- 3d 00:49:04
- 6d 01:38:08
- 12d 03:16:16
- 24d 06:32:32
- 48d 13:05:04
- 97d 02:10:08
- 194d 04:20:16
⬆️ 27 celebrations in first year of life | up to 7 celebrations past first year ⬇️
- 1y 23d 08:40:32
- 2y 46d 17:21:04
- 4y 93d 10:42:08
- 8y 186d 21:24:16
- 17y 8d 18:48:32
- 34y 17d 13:37:04
- 68y 35d 03:14:08
- definitely dead
- 136y 70d 06:28:16
See? Much more sensible. You get loads of front-loaded precious moments, and then some very relevant milestones later on in life, only requiring about one third of the overall celebrations!
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Yeah but I didn't call my son's 8 months his "birthday" for exactly this reason
1 month old, 6 months old, 3 or 9 months old, maybe.. but eight? nah, mate. that ain't a thing.
take your every-month picture for the scrapbook. but 'celebrate' or party or to whore-out on social for fake likes? nope.
Its not a birthday if its not the day you were born. I can see celebrating it though.
Yeah, we took photos of the kids in the same chair each month in the first year. It wasn't like we had parties, but this is normal new baby stuff. Plenty of legitimate reasons to hate the Trumps. Dogpiling on them for shit like this is petty and reinforces the right-wing narrative that the attacks are personal.
The attacks are personal, the whole family are evil fucking Nazis.
Sure but we don't hate the Nazis because they played card games.
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I got plenty of personal attacks for them.
If I speak up too loudly my wife and son have to flee the country.
How's that? Have I earned it? DO YOU MFERS HEAR ME
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Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king's administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.
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Never fails to amaze me how out of touch with reality they are.
and stupid. Don't forget stupid.
Also evil. Mostly evil.
Maybe this is like Tesla's odometers, but for birthdays?
I think it's rather common around me to throw a tiny celebration each months on the first year. A treat and a small message to the family never hurts 🤷
Plus, 8 months is super round, it's a power of two and 2/3 of a year ☝️🤓
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My wife has a one month birthday every month as well.
Her family is living in the mad hatters tea party
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