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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

enshittification

https://livingurbanhomestead.com/how-does-a-chicken-lay-eggs/

The cloaca or vent is the last passage through which the egg travels out of the body. It is also the passage for fecal matter at the end of the digestive tract to be expelled outside the body of the hen.

Hens might have invented enshittification before marketing did. Literally.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hold up. A chicken’s lungs are on its back?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lucky! Mine are in my ears!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Throw in a pair of black Speedos with a flame design on the sides for extra underwater speed and you've got yourself a deal, buddy!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I will never be able to look at chickens the same

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

printing and laser etching on egg shells are already a thing. so ads on eggs could very well become a thing, too.. especially if putting production codes or dates directly on them becomes required somewhere--if you're gonna run 'em all through the 'printer' might as well get paid to do it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Ads on eggs

Don't give them any ideas, this sounds like it just might be doable and they may seriously consider it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Its pretty considerable ngl. Eggs have blank shells. Advertizing has no limits!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Enchickification

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Egg-Shittification

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They have a cunning plan regarding the humans...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

With suitable prodding, you can get surprisingly great speed out of a chicken, the problem is that guidance is all over the place.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Where are the farmers tariffs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What will they do with the money?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Dropshipping

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Spoil cocks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Invest in AI and automate egg production, so they can fire half the chickens and con investors for more money

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'll sell you this NFT, so that you and only you can own this egg forever!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Eggshittification

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You might be able to charge more for the eggs if you feed them to a civet cat first and then collect the egg laden civet cat shit and sell that as some kind of delicacy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

How about in egg egg satisfaction surveys?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna lie to my kids and tell them this is the plot of Orwell's Animal Farm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do your worst, I don't even eat eggs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess you got rent to pay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

When you break the egg an ad jingle plays for Eggbeaters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

You should post this to:

[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You would be too if someone cut you in half

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was really mad last time that happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ehh, I've had worse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Source but IG ugh, someone got a message to them asking for fediverse posts? https://www.instagram.com/thisecommercelife/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

So, well, they're on substack so I guess that's better, shame it's not @[email protected]