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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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No idea how this would work in practice but some sort of pattern recognition for what might be a drop of water on the phone screen as opposed to a touch input.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Are you seriously using your phone in the shower? Is that a thing people do?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Mfers will use their phone daily in the bathroom but the second you step in the shower it's a crime against humanity

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mfers will use their phone daily on the side of the pool but the second you toss it in the deep end it's a crime against humanity

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate to break it to you but chlorinated water is far less of a problem than shit and piss

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I hope you dont shit and piss in your shower :/

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I see you are uninitiated. Let me illuminate you with some wisdom of yore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just waffle stomp it that blast it with piss to clear the evidence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

You guys don't wipe your ass with your phone?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

No, that is for the pool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Well, science, kinda yeah. It is a crime against science.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's an emotional decision not a rational one I admit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I do turn on some music occasionally, and I keep the screen visible to be able to tell the time. But I don't touch it often while showering, only to reactivate the AOD if it turns off for it not being light enough in the bathroom for its taste.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit! Can't you people put down your phone for 15 goddamn minutes?! Just allow yourself to hear your own thoughts without an algorithm leading you.

FIFTEEN MINUTES!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Do you get angry at everything other people do or is this just projection?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Finally, a shower thought about showers

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone not able to Livestream themselves in the shower on request from the mods should be banned

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Showering so boring these days, I need to doomscroll.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Reason why I listen to music. So relaxing having a hot shower witg a nice tune :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

I like how the comments just assume you're scrolling SM or texting people in the shower but I think it would be rad to not be worried about getting my phone wet so I could use it to listen to music in there. The only other option is to turn voice commands on and start shouting at it over the sound of the shower.

Or even, like, using the thing outside in the rain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Seriously, everyone jumping to the worst possible interpretation, like they've never wanted to listen to music or had an audio book they didn't want to put down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I listen to music in the shower, I'm not sure why this would involve taking the phone into the water?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

So I don't have to have the music so loud

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Even just reaching out to touch it while I am wet will make the phone wet. It doesn't even have to come in with me.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You can get waterproof Bluetooth speakers that are designed to go in the shower for less than £10 in the UK. The sound quality isn't amazing, but they're not much different from a phone speaker, especially with the sound of the water 👍

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Fyi even if your phone is water resistant that doesn't mean it's steam resistant

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If i were you I'd put it in a ziplock bag for use in the shower

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think you're overestimating the risk

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Good thing the phone is going to be cold enough to cause condensation then eh

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

hop in your washer an dryer with clothes 2 birds 1 stone and your phone scrolls itself from the spinning

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

We would've never gotten to the moon with this attitude

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I bought a waterproof WiFi speaker for the shower. I listen to a podcast while I shower and my phone sits on the counter far from water. As soon as I get dry, I switch back to earbuds. Works great.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Watched my first YouTube video in the shower the other day, it was about the afd party in Germany. Very informative I didn't know just how far right wing they were since I don't speak German and don't know a lot about their politics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

OnePlus did something like this, can't speak about the effectiveness though

https://www.androidpolice.com/oneplus-rain-water-touch/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think technologically this is something an engineering team should tackle. It would probably benefit people who use touch devices for work in dirty and wet environments as well.

How long do you spend in the shower that you have time to doom scroll? Maybe it's time to switch to baths if you have a tub. If you don't, I would boringly suggest just not taking the phone into the shower if you know that the touch sensor will be wonky. It may speed up the shower and lessen your water consumption as a side effect. That's good for your wallet and the environment. The internet can wait 5-10.

I get the meditative effect of a hot shower after a long day. I enjoy that on occasion as well. At no point did I ever think the experience would be improved by a cell phone with a camera being present.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

One thing I think people aren't quite getting is that showering with my phone isn't a logical decision, it's an emotional one lmao.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Some phones do try to detect water droplets

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh It technically is a thing but it sucks...somehow ads get opened when my finger is hovering but refuses things I touch when I press specific links, or try to move that stupid magnifying window to copy a sentence.

But yes, would be amazing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d be too paranoid to use my phone in the shower, it’s covered with cameras and microphones and may be full of backdoors as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ive already taken regular photos of myself naked so I don't think it really matters

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