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Got a vasectomy (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Yeah, a vasectomy isn't super dull, but surprisingly it is. It was so mundane for the doc and his assistant that it took under 15 minutes, we chatted about BS the whole time, and I was back in my truck to drive myself home 20 minutes after parking.

Picture is the strange sight greeting me when I came out... someone's crutches failed in a dick'n'balls kinda way. What a coincidence.

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[–] FistingEnthusiast 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Welcome to the seedless grapes society

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Had a vasectomy over ten years ago, and it was so unspectacular that I had sex the same evening.

It was slow and careful sex, and all people included in the act came to the satisfying conclusion that some band tapes on the balls don't hinder careful action on the shaft.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I believe you. Not that I've been there, some skronking would be nice, but hey, I'm not expecting that to change.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can still see the province, buds.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's okay, I mention I'm Albertan in other comments. I'm not a traitorous Albertan though...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Must be a tough life being an Albertan with principles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pain incarnate. Cringing to death. Hoping to meet Danielle in the streets...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

If I met her on the streets I would just tell her that in the end Trudeau won.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I was surprised how many of my co-workers in the oilfield voted for Carney. I wish she would fuck off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't think that is how vasectomies work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It was pretty easy, they just asked me to pull my pants and shorts down, lay back and then doc and assistant did their job. They tied my wang back, I smelled burning at one point, and then it was done. Easy peasy, testes squeezy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It is, my experience was about the same, minus the burning smell. The doctor played some songs by the Head Cat, which I'd never heard before, but I recognized Lemmy's voice. So we chatted about that for a while, and that was about it.