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How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

Everyone wipes down their bathrooms before company comes over, and lives with a layer of TP dust and pubes the rest of the time.

LinkedIn needs to be quarantined from the rest of the internet in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!

How to speak to a vaccine sceptic: research reveals what works in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It's referred to as speaking moistly, as coined by Trudeau 😆

https://youtu.be/sADhvQh9EG0

Galaxy Brain in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I saw this gag on an episode of Blossom back in the day - Joey had the same epiphany!

Which loaf do you have? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Somehow this diagram is missing Standard Issue Cat, which I will declare is banana bread:

Been a good couple of years in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Relay for Reddit hung on for an extra month or two, so we're nearly at 2 years as well. Wow.

No, he isn't in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Subbed!

LEO Guards Against Intruding Magpie in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Greedy maggie, go home!

Canadians facing device searches and detainment is ‘not a pattern,’ U.S. ambassador says in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Lies are American's largest soft-export.

Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thought antelope was a type of Ukrainian drone

I can't hear them in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

two-weeee-eeee-eee-ee-e-e-e

Poland presidential election 2025: rightwing candidate Karol Nawrocki wins, official results show – live in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Can't win them all, I guess. 😮‍💨

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Got a vasectomy (lemmynsfw.com)

submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

NSFW 13 comments fedilink

Yeah, a vasectomy isn't super dull, but surprisingly it is. It was so mundane for the doc and his assistant that it took under 15 minutes, we chatted about BS the whole time, and I was back in my truck to drive myself home 20 minutes after parking.

Picture is the strange sight greeting me when I came out... someone's crutches failed in a dick'n'balls kinda way. What a coincidence.

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Can't see "Removed by mod" (lemmy.ca)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

4 comments fedilink

I've noticed a lot of blank comments that look active. Opening the comment in a browser shows it was removed by a mod. So those mod messages aren't being displayed. Here are a couple of screenshots showing the problems:

In Connect.

In Firefox

Example post: https://lemmy.world/post/18146992

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Some comments display as looooong grey boxes (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

2 comments fedilink

Hello, I've seen a bunch of comments recently that are just grey boxes which take a good two dozen swipes or more to scroll to the bottom of. I assumed they were trolls at first, but I checked one in a web browser today and it's a comment that includes an animated file:

https://lemmy.world/comment/6408456

Screenshot:

Example is from this post: https://lemmy.world/post/10322158

I can find more examples if required.