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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I cry on company time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The saddest version of this saying...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can think of another 3 letter word, and it rhymes, that would make this even sadder.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

There is a German punk song "Wir scheißen auf Karriere" (we give a shit about career) saying "Zum pinkeln und zum sterben ist die Frühstückspause da" (for peeing and for dying, there is the breakfast break)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I can try, but I'm pretty sure my depression will just laugh in my face if I try to reschedule.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

If you're planning your sadness around your job so that you don't waste your time off, then capitalism has already won.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also, sundays are for pooping on the clock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always pee on the clock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I hope you clean it after.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Save it all weekend for a monday monster.