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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I always put in "traveling overseas"

In my case this is actually true, but I've never had anyone question me taking 12 months off every few years

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time loop

I could have been in that gap once, twice .... a million times ... we don't know

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

A dozen times, a hundred, it's impossible to tell.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Me: "I was moving in silence or under a NDA."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I had a six year gap. I tried to found a startup with a buddy and it fell through. I had enough savings to spend time learning new technologies and leveling up my skills. It made me unemployable. It really sucked. Finally taking a temp gig for four months got the phone to start ringing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why not lie about it?

Bosses aren't people, lying to them isn't just right, it's a duty.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (6 children)

"That was a period of my life that is none of your business."

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I was hiking across the country to find my inner self“

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was soul-searching but only bagged a few of them.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent some time in a mountain cave replica in a Nepalese themed restaurant, diligently honing my programming skills without the noise of the outside world. No internet, no mains, no toilet. Just me, my laptop, an angry manager who called the police and 60 charged replacement batteries that fell off a truck.

There I created the art of meditative programming where I learned to program not just my machine, but myself. As a result of this resume gap I am now able to function as a 13.6% more productive employee and have finally met the benchmark of 1.0x engineer. At my former employer I delivered a project which brought them in revenue totaling at least $12, giving me priceless experience because of this training.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It’s a store, they sell clothes, I worked there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never have to explain my work history for anyone! Well, until I flee the country. Self-employed yay!

Meeting clients like "hi yes I'm capable, responsible, and don't want to rob you" goes a long way

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Went Karouac on everyone's ass!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I have a one year gap in mine and I can't remember anyone asking about it.

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