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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Just lie. There is absolutely nothing unethical about lying about timeframes on your resume.

Looking for a job after being made redundant, but still in good standing with your former coworker or manager? Just say you still work there.

Otherwise they'll have way more leverage when it comes to salary negotiation.

My friend did this when he got made redundant, landed a well paying job, after months of being unemployed.

You have no reason to have a gap on your resume because you'll be unfairly punished for it.

Just lie. It's 100% ethical.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

In principle they shouldn't be allowed to ask that. if they seem to be giving too much weight to that they are just being lazy on trying to evaluate you and they will likely be bad employers who believe that taking time off for yourself is a red flag

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

They want people who like to be abused.

They don't want people with self-respect.

[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"I was unemployed"

  • Why?
  • Can they not even keep a job?

"I took a sabbatical"

  • Mysterious
  • Arousing
  • Shows off the size of your enormous sack

EDIT : When I took my sabbatical and I was dating at the same time, instead of being seen as a scruffy bum it actually did give an air of mystique, since most people at that age were not doing things like that.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What's your biggest strength?

The size of my enormous sack

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I was told one way is: I singed a nda and I’m not allowed to answer that

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

My refusal to answer is proof that I'm trustworthy :3

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (27 children)
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"I had to provide end of life care to a close relative."

I have a big gap from a few years of depression and that's my go to line. I have never ever heard a follow up question.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a big gap from a few years of depression

It's relieving to hear I'm not the only one, that shit was crippling. Glad we both made it through!

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago

FMLA is always a safe bet. Only one available to care for a dying family member buys sympathy and is an area they can’t legally ask any follow-up questions.

Source: former corporate shill and interviewer

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Haha, as if anyone actually asks that. A gap gets you automatically rejected by the employment AI, long before humans see it.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Yes. I created the document in Google docs, and you opened it in Word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is on you then. Providing finished documents in an editable format just feels wrong to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Sharing a document in Google docs means sharing a link and in many cases with read-only access.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Sorrry, I have an NDA”

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (8 children)

That doesn't work either

They still want name of employer and dates

Lots of cleared applicants have probably applied there in the past

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In Germany, just ask them what the gap between 1933 and 1945 in their company's history is as a direct response.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am not sure drawing a comparison between your unemployment and the reign of the Nazis is the best move

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I took four months off to recover from burnout"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

That's pretty much what I said - I took some time off for my family. I was getting called 3-4 times a week between 6pm-5am, often times not being present for them, so I had to make a change or risk losing them. I got the job and don't get called at night. Win-win all except for those 4 months without paying and stress of resume rewrites and a million applications.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No I can't. I signed an NDA.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

On snap... It could work if you are a good bullshit artist

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"That is the year when I was happy."

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

i have never been asked this question and i actively remove positions that aren't relevant to the job i send that particular resume to

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

"I was consulting."

It's true, I was giving out advice left and right.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

This question should be illegal to ask.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was working on my mental health

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Oh you have had mental health problems? I'm not sure we're going to be a good fit for your kind...

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

An idiot asked me that once when I had just finished my masters. Like did you read my resume?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Those were the times I was taking time off to argue with the voices in my head that were telling me to kill again.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Took a year off to let everyone else catch up 💅

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

"Those are line breaks. You see it's easier to read if you break up blocks of text into paragraphs separated by a whole empty line."

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