Walk up to the first employee you can find and ask them if there's an arcade around here and where you can find it.
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Employees there hear this all the time. I would bet my life on it...
And if they're good at their job they'll make it look like they don't then go complain to their colleagues someone did the joke again. Everybody's happy!
That's hilarious... And might be how this Arcade signage got like it is.
A reinforcing loop. People ask to make fun of all the signs and the owner is like "one more sign will fix this"
I bet there’s not even an arcade. Definitely just a place to get murdered, probably by clowns.
The owner keeps telling people he owns the local arcade and everyones like, what arcade?
"ARCADE INSIDE! ARCADE! ARCADE! ARCADE! ARCADE INSIDE!"
I feel like they are trying to tell me something. I wonder what it is.
I think... That there just might be an arcade inside.
I doubt it. Surely there would have been some sort of sign.
What’s around the corner? Is it an arcade? Or just a hole?
You know what....I'd rather live in the Looney Toons universe over whatever the hellscape we're living in now is.
Also I seriously want to visit an arcade now.
Oooh coffee!!
"DEFINITELY NOT A TRAP"
it's just a long hallway with a sign that says "there's no arcade" at the end
Assuming the machines are just around a 90 degree corner then they should just put two angled mirrors in both corners so you could actually see the arcade
From what I gather local people will just walk into the mirror.
Some people would still be unable to find the arcade tho, guaranteed
Unfortunately the Coyote would get me hook line and sinker with promises of Coffee AND Arcade
Reminds me of how my wife and I found an adult-themed mini golf place in Nottingham I think. Fun times. Wait, maybe it was York...
This way to human trafficking.
Just go to the normal human arcade with all the other totally real, normal humans.
Where is the "Free Bird Seed" sign?
This has got to be in a chintzy tourist town.
I disagree. It's distracting and that likely does net some customers.