Khajit has watermelons, if you have coin.
this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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Khajit has wares if you have coin...
Mr. Purrrty, Vengeful Keeper of Melons
Cost: 2 colorless mana, 1 white mana, 1 green mana
Vigilance, Lifelink, Ward 1
When Mr. Purrrty enters, create a 0/1 melon token with "you may tap this card for one green mana. When you do, create a 0/1 melon token with this same effect"
Whenever one or more melons you control leave the field, put a +1/+1 counter on Mr. Purrrty. Whenever one or more melons enter the field under your control, you may move one +1/+1 counter from Mr. Purrrty to any other creature you control. Each of these effects can only be activated once each turn.
Melons you control have Ward 1.
Power: 1 / Toughness: 2
So it was a cat all along.
Edna Krabappel: let's say Bart has 5 water melons
Snowball XIV: Let's not.
I want those watermelons to......
Hopefully they don’t drive away or 1 watermelon might fall out every 65.3 meters.