Chaotic neutral for the win.

Lawful neutral until 2/3. After neutral evil.

i have found that just tucking dries the bread just fast enough to not get mouldy, and dry bread can be just rehydrated by wetting it and putting it in an oven for a bit

using the bottle neck

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brilliant...

Well for me it's the twist-tie until I get down to the last few slices then I just spin the bag and fold it back over itself.

Why the twist-tie wasn't listed is beyond me since I've never seen a store that didn't have them as the majority of closure mechanisms.

Also, bottle hack? I honestly have no idea what that's about.

Twist and tuck inside the breadbox obviously.

You're going to be opening that package often over a short period. I don't think it's useful to tie it down too tightly, and i especially don't think it's useful to introduce accessories (clip, bottle hack), you'll have to deal with them every single time you open the bag.

It's also just a fucking bread bag, you don't need to secure it so firmly.

Twist and tuck or just tucking, maybe tying a knot if it's going to get jostled a bit (going camping)

save the bread clips from finished loaves because you're probably gonna lose one of those fuckers someday and you'll be glad you saved this one

I think anything that uses any kind of item that doesn't come packed with the bread belongs on the "lawful" side.

It is inarguable that anything but twist/tuck is ok. Bread box is a whimsical idea from when material science was advanced enough to make horseshoes. Everything else either requires more plastic/steps or wrecks the bread.

There's really no argument here.

I twist, fold then put a clip on it. This also works well with the two common kinds of clips you get with the bag (plastic squareish thing with a hole like in the image and plastic thing with metal wire in it) and other clips you have yourself as the fold makes it so the bag doesn't untwist as much.

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

I never knew that I am chaotic neutral

If you look at it, it's lawful good.

But at its core, it's chaotic neutral.

As long as it's airtight and not stored for weeks it's ok. Use good bread though, not this bad imitation.

I simply do not allow an open bag of bread to be left unless all the bread have been eaten. Problem solved.

I've been making my own bread for like 3 years now and I don't really crave storebought bread at all any more. Mine is just better.

I guess I'm lawful evil lol

Lawful good for homemade, lawful neutral until my gf throws out the thingy and forces me to go with chaotic neutral.

I tuck. I have found that it is the most reliable for keeping it from drying. Mostly j noticed this with bags of chips. Then I adapted that to bread.