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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 month ago (6 children)

This would insinuate he looked her in the eyes would it not? He would have been safe if he was just checking out her posterior.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe he looked at her eyes while she was walking towards him and as he was being slowly entombed in stone, he decided to use his last bit of life to check out dat azz.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

His last thoughts, the woman he looked into her eyes and froze him in time as she walked by he thinks upon himself and looks down at the earth to find where he may be. And there, there in plain sight, was her derriere. His final breath, his final moment, his truth, her derriere

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I get a link to your Amazon store? Or better an Audible? I need both hands for that one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Upon a morning dark and cloudy, lightning stricks and makes them brody, not Adrian just like those they are, the hens return to coverage. Eggs they lay feeling safe and sound not looking for the river or the fields around. Darkness spits , thunder splits and us we hide. It's not love we seek, not sorrow, not the worse nightmares in or sorrow, only retribution which will feel the same. Inhumane, love remains.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He was checking out her brown eye

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A cute leather cheerio can sell a 6/10 face with the right perspective.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, you turn into stone by looking at medusa at all in the original story. (She was cursed)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's false, or she'd be alive, and he who killed her dead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This would do better with Lot's wife, honestly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe she glanced back 😏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe she had turned around to look at him?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A more accurate version would be orpheus’s wife doing this on their way back up from the underworld.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yet, the Medusa wasn't involved in that story.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, but have you considered snake lady tiddies? Medusa can get any man hard with a glance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Big Tiddy Gorgon Girlfriend :-p

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Orpheus is the one who looks back. He should be looking back at Eurydice, and the girl on the right is Hades looking all smug.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

He got stoner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I, too, make men hard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He made the mistake of looking at her brown eye.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you can't look her in the brown eye, she hasn't earned her position in your life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

She's my brown-eyed girl.